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julia flores

Were plants here first?
Are we descended from them?
No. Rocks were.

Therefore...

Geologic remorse at beer time.

Clock worry
Stone clock
Lode clock
Load crock.

Beer rocks
but interferes with time.

Tock tick.

julia flores joined on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the julia anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

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