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When Life gives you Lemons....

Dalton Lombard

Everyone has heard that childish ecspression if life gives you lemons, you make lemonade...
what if life decided to throw you a curveball and give you an oragne and a lemon...
do you make lemange juice or do you give up and curse your lemon and eat your orange...
or do you forget childish things and make your own life and live your own destiny..
but don't ask me i was the jackass that got an orange and a lemon!

Dalton Lombard joined on 30/11/99. Read more of Dalton's terrible poetry at the Dalton anthology. Here are three of Dalton's latest works:

Rose in the Darkness...

Submitted Feb 25th, 20:33

When Life gives you Lemons....

Submitted Feb 25th, 20:32