Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Ceejay Writer

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Ceejay has published 7 works. ODE TO LADYBUGS remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Writer led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading A Limerick and Word Lesson.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

ODE TO LADYBUGS

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:16

In Which We Find A Litter Of Bunnies In Our Coneflower Plants

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:15

A Bowl Of Friendship Soup

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:13

A Limerick and Word Lesson

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:13

Vampire's New Year

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:11

"In Which Our Heroine Feels A Mite Chilly."

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:11

In Which We Learn A Wonderous Reason Ladies Should Do Their Kiegel Exercises

Submitted Jun 20th, 02:01