Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

Michael Reed

A Short History

Since joining on 25/5/07, Michael has published 27 works. Is God a Retard? remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Reed led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading I Hate Frozen Donuts.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32

I Hate Frozen Donuts

Submitted Mar 27th 2009, 13:31

Morning Haiku

Submitted Feb 10th 2009, 10:28

Test Poem

Submitted Feb 4th 2009, 07:19

Pixie Dust Fairy Meets the Sledge Hammer of Reality

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:26

Trivia Poem #328

Submitted Dec 18th 2008, 16:35

The Earth Spins Beneath My Car

Submitted Oct 31st 2008, 07:55

Weekly Submission

Submitted Sep 3rd 2008, 15:40

The World is My Ash Tray

Submitted Jun 3rd 2008, 13:19

Pixel Pipelines and a Heat Spreader

Submitted Sep 10th 2007, 14:19

My Five O'Clock Smell

Submitted Aug 7th 2007, 08:25

Evil Cookies of Doom

Submitted Jul 29th 2007, 04:20

WARNING: Two-letter Word

Submitted Jul 21st 2007, 21:49

Conversation With a Blow-Hard

Submitted Jul 8th 2007, 03:40

Jim Detects Miss Watson's Tabby

Submitted Jun 28th 2007, 08:50

Not Enough Time in the Day for Me Not to Use a Cliche

Submitted Jun 22nd 2007, 13:58

All Words I Know

Submitted Jun 15th 2007, 11:37

How Should I Know What To Title It?

Submitted Jun 10th 2007, 04:14

Question-induced Coma

Submitted Jun 1st 2007, 14:17

I Bumped Into Batman

Submitted May 26th 2007, 22:41

You Sneak Into A Dream

Submitted May 26th 2007, 21:48

Dreaming My Life

Submitted May 26th 2007, 20:56

Path of the Pain

Submitted May 26th 2007, 20:33

A Poem My Dog Wrote

Submitted May 26th 2007, 20:25

So What

Submitted May 25th 2007, 05:32