Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Claudia Skipper

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Claudia has published 16 works. Ostrich Lullaby remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Skipper led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading Neverland.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

Ostrich Lullaby

Submitted Apr 21st, 08:31

i drowned

Submitted Apr 11th, 10:29

People are Dogs and Dogs are People

Submitted Mar 26th, 20:58

Neverland

Submitted Mar 26th, 20:51

Goodnight to You.

Submitted Mar 14th, 11:00

grey

Submitted Feb 18th, 15:04

The Lanky Boy

Submitted Feb 17th, 18:32

A Hendecagon is a Polygon With How Many Sides?

Submitted Feb 16th, 16:39

My Inner Silence

Submitted Feb 16th, 16:34

I want to die

Submitted Feb 15th, 17:33

I like the feeling

Submitted Feb 15th, 17:26

Forgetting

Submitted Jan 10th, 19:04

I took my dog for a walk today.

Submitted Jan 8th, 22:38

Lesion

Submitted Jan 8th, 22:22

It's Sunday Morning

Submitted Jan 8th, 22:10

It's Not Perfect

Submitted Jan 8th, 22:01