Very Bad Poetry

Welcome to the last refuge for the world's worst poetry.

It's difficult to understand how, in this age of information, poems that merely miss the mark can be tossed into the cold world to fend for themselves, only to whither and be forgotten.

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Poet Anthology

Shirley Gothen

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, Shirley has published 11 works. STRANGERS STRANGER THAN YOUR FACE remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa Gothen led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading DEVILS YEARN BUT MY HEART MORESO.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

STRANGERS STRANGER THAN YOUR FACE

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:47

BUTTER FLIES THROUGH MY FINGERS

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:47

DANGER MOCKS MY STREET LAMP

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:47

DEVILS YEARN BUT MY HEART MORESO

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:46

PEPPERS OFTEN HURT THE MEEK

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:45

THE BATS ARE HOWLING AT MY PORCH

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:44

I CUT MY WRISTS WITH HURRICANES

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:42

DAGGERS AREN'T THE SHARPEST WEAPON

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:41

THE PUDDLES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS BLACK

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:40

MY BREASTS BLEED WITH ENVY

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:38

MY COFFIN HAS TWO WINDOWS

Submitted Jan 8th, 03:37