Very Bad Poetry

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Poet Anthology

julia flores

A Short History

Since joining on 30/11/99, julia has published 88 works. when your eyebrows turn remains to a work that the Very Bad Staff can't forget. Although it's both extremely puzzling and didactic, we like to think of it as the worst produced by a sane human mind since Grandpa flores led the family into a 30 day foray to the land of poetry during the summer of '37. However, we kind of like the quaint feeling we get when reading too bad.

Full Very Bland Poetry Anthology

when your eyebrows turn

Submitted Jun 5th 2010, 07:32

Disturbances

Submitted Sep 12th 2009, 07:08

Stars

Submitted Sep 10th 2009, 08:26

too bad

Submitted Sep 3rd 2009, 03:12

Well well well

Submitted Jul 19th 2009, 06:43

I Always Wondered

Submitted Jul 17th 2009, 03:04

How

Submitted May 26th 2009, 04:14

The zinnia was orange

Submitted Mar 1st 2009, 07:20

Up The Street

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 01:11

The Big Square

Submitted Feb 24th 2009, 01:09

Empty

Submitted Feb 19th 2009, 01:50

where

Submitted Feb 17th 2009, 03:38

what could have been

Submitted Feb 15th 2009, 06:28

the ego and the magnetism

Submitted Feb 7th 2009, 03:50

Polygraph

Submitted Feb 1st 2009, 03:54

Turn of Events

Submitted Dec 2nd 2008, 05:42

I Wish

Submitted Nov 18th 2008, 06:00

Give Them Something To Do

Submitted Nov 18th 2008, 03:56

NORTHERN VOLTAGE

Submitted Nov 12th 2008, 06:23

TWO LIGHTED TENTS

Submitted Nov 11th 2008, 06:16

A UNICORN AND HIS BEACHBALL

Submitted Oct 6th 2008, 07:01

Cast Your Bread Upon

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 08:01

Cast Your Bread

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 08:01

What Is It?

Submitted Sep 5th 2008, 07:45

This Is Ordinary

Submitted Sep 2nd 2008, 02:24

An Imp Story

Submitted Sep 1st 2008, 07:58

Grandma Robot Rides Again

Submitted Aug 25th 2008, 06:00

you've got yer

Submitted Aug 25th 2008, 05:39

hello are you edward krayva

Submitted Aug 4th 2008, 06:26

Insipidness by Grandma Robot

Submitted Jul 17th 2008, 06:08

Three Titles by Grandma Robot

Submitted Jul 17th 2008, 06:00

A Day Late by Grandma Robot

Submitted Jun 29th 2008, 05:46

The Gazebo Garden by Grandma Robot

Submitted May 27th 2008, 05:27

Well, I thought

Submitted May 23rd 2008, 14:16

Life - by Grandma Robot

Submitted May 15th 2008, 06:10

Humid Fan by Grandma Robot

Submitted Apr 22nd 2008, 12:27

Three Short Poems by Grandma Robot

Submitted Apr 1st 2008, 05:47

Grandma Robot Pretends She's An Actress

Submitted Mar 12th 2008, 20:54

Grandma Robot Takes A Vacation

Submitted Feb 28th 2008, 07:44

Grandma Robot Visits Mars

Submitted Jan 30th 2008, 09:00

Grandma Robot's Busy Day

Submitted Jan 23rd 2008, 05:24

Clams

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 04:33

Maybe

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 04:28

Surprise

Submitted Jan 3rd 2008, 04:27

unsupervised

Submitted Dec 17th 2007, 05:00

Man...

Submitted Dec 15th 2007, 04:34

To be

Submitted Dec 15th 2007, 04:33

strain

Submitted Dec 14th 2007, 04:46

You're fast

Submitted Dec 13th 2007, 03:44

My old

Submitted Dec 13th 2007, 03:41

drat

Submitted Dec 11th 2007, 04:05

oh vincent

Submitted Nov 15th 2007, 05:40

oct07

Submitted Nov 13th 2007, 07:00

Timetables 2

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:44

My Ears

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:43

I Fight Back

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:43

It Will Stop

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:42

The Whole House

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:41

I Don't

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:41

I Am

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:40

I Know

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:39

When The

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:39

Is Dreamland

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:38

Night Of

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:38

Rain Was

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:37

I Saw

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:37

I'd Like To

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:36

You Win

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:35

You Can't

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:34

Oh Gosh

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:34

It Isn't Faith

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:33

It's A Place

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:32

Oh If I Could

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:32

Emptying Out

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:31

Miss Wrong

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:30

Billy Smart

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:30

Your're So Smart

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:29

Framework

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:28

Timetables

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:28

Your Highness

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:27

Praying to you

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:26

Why

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:25

Does Ivy Think

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:24

Being hated

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:23

A Poem In

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:22

Smell a Flower

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:22

When Trees Move

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:21

House Fly

Submitted Nov 10th 2007, 10:20