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Ed wins WW 2
Turner Crotchkey
His flatulence was legendary.
His zippo never failed.
He lit a fart and flew around
with a flaming vapor trail.
He soared on high o'er vale and hill
And landed when he'd done.
Like a World War 2 V1 buzz bomb
aimed at downtown London.
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: