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Ed wins WW 2

Turner Crotchkey

His flatulence was legendary.
His zippo never failed.
He lit a fart and flew around
with a flaming vapor trail.

He soared on high o'er vale and hill
And landed when he'd done.
Like a World War 2 V1 buzz bomb
aimed at downtown London.

Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00

In the toilet

Submitted Jun 8th 2009, 03:35