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Poem 718

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In Bad Taste

arik matthews

I like
black licorice.
Garlic. Lots of Garlic.
Garlic goes with anything.
Even ice cream.
I like Red Meat, red and rare.
Still MOOOOing.
I like sushi, too, and beets, though not generally at the same time.
And, God help me,
I like '80's Hair Metal.

arik matthews has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of arik's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of arik's latest works:

Climate Change - A Haiku

Submitted Dec 15th 2009, 17:40

In Bad Taste

Submitted Apr 25th 2008, 01:09