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Office Daze 2

Mad Cat Lady

It’s not yet time to close door on working world
Clock seems to have stopped ticking
So few minutes remain
And yet, they don’t appear to be diminishing

I look away (a watched clock don’t tock)
I hum - I gaze - It seems an age
But apparently, it was only a minute
minute (echoing), inute, nute, ute, te, e

five more to go
i. h.a.t.e. w.h.e.n. a. d.a.y. g.o.e.s. s.l.o.w.

Mad Cat Lady has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad Cat's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad Cat's latest works:

Office Daze 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:02

It sat solitary

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01

Office Daze

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 22:01