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The elusive monarch butterfly long version

Mister Underhill

each time I try to trap these stately queens
ne'er will they stay
but quickly flit away
in a contemptuous flutter of wings

even if none would be mine
I think I would have felt fine
simply to have her stay perched in the nearby tree
but darkness soon fell; it was not to be


The elusive monarch butterfly (short version):
I'm a disappointing lover and also too fat

Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

God I hate robert hawkins

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:07

The elusive monarch butterfly long version

Submitted Nov 19th 2008, 00:03

Oh poop

Submitted Nov 5th 2008, 02:45