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Elroy Burkin

Eddie the vampire
put on his cape
went out to rape
his bloody legacy
there was this girl
with sweet virgin blood
he's horny, but he's subtle, baby
allegedly, anyway
he stalked her long, he stalked her hard
he stalked her far and wide
he stalked her rather openly
but of course she didn't mind
he stalked her in the sunlight
they say it boiled his sparkly head
he looked in through her window
and he stalked her in bed

Elroy Burkin has published another poem since joining on 24/12/09. Read more of Elroy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Elroy's latest works:

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Submitted Dec 24th 2009, 20:08

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Submitted Dec 24th 2009, 20:02