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Untitled States of America
Craig Leaf
So, spurious our great republic be
sweet land of chirocracy
from grandgore to onolatry
Let freedom ring!
In freedom's holy light
we'll stellionate everything in sight
& Of thee will sing
Land were we'll elaqueate
prostrated to god's we'll await you
The American Dolor's Great
Let all that breathe partake
America
The most greatest Country UnDer ThE SUN!
AsSEElisT!
ApROsEXIA!
ABOULIA! ... Rolled InTo ONE!
Long may our Land be Bright
Protect us with Thy holy might
-Super--bi--ou-sly Stylite
Our squalorty's strong and wide
Qualirty surpassing scholarly
--PURITANICAL
--PRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE!
Great God our King
Craig Leaf has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Craig's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Craig's latest works: